Pawly's goodbye

Pawly is back with my parents now, in her new metal urn. To celebrate the occasion, I wrote a few little poems in haiku form.

Pawly meets St. Peter the Poodle at the Pearly Dogbone Gates of Canine Heaven: St. Peter the Poodle: "Welcome to Canine Heaven, Pawly." Pawly: "Whoa! We talk up here? OH MY GAWD I JUST SPOKE!" St. Peter the Poodle: "Yes, my dear. I like your collar." Pawly: "Oh, this? Yeah, if red's your thing. I prefer to go au naturelle whenever possible." St.